On our last week of state testing in our school, one of my 3rd grade students asked me when she was going to be done with her "Texting". This made me laugh, because two days earlier her cell phone was taken away. I asked her if she meant "Testing" but she insisted it was "Texting".

3 yr old’s question about Blockbuster: “Daddy? do they have blocks there?”

I told everyone I needed to shave before we left the house. My 3 yr old looks at me and says “Yeah, Daddy, you’re face is dirty!”

My 3 yr old woke up one morning begging for donuts. I told him that we were probably going to have pancakes or eggs. He said “Pancakes and eggs make me choke, but donuts don’t”

My 3 yr old asked where we were going and I told him we were going to get a new cell phone because mine was broken. He replied, “I can fix it!” I said, “you can? how?” to which he replied, “with my hammer, Mommy, I’ll fix it with my hammer.”

We were walking out of a restaurant and our two kids walked out first. I said “You two be careful. Don’t run out into the parking lot like a bunch of wild indians.” My 6 yr old daughter looked her 3 yr old brother and said “Did you hear Daddy? There’s a bunch of wild indians out there!”

Me and my daughter,who was 10 at the time, were looking at houses b/c we were moving. I asked her which one was her favorite and she said, "The one where you can't find the rooms!" Confused I asked her to explain. She said,"you know, the one that has 5 bedrooms hard to find?" I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

I had the fondest memory of my niece. She was 4 years old back then. We were having our usual snack one afternoon when she suddenly asked me:
Baby Girl: Can you name a cartoon character which name starts with the letter IS?
ME: There's no such letter as IS. Maybe you mean S or Z?
Baby Girl: No really! There is....
Me: Well then who?
Baby Girl: Easy! ISnow White !!!
My mom couldn't stop laughing till there were tears in her eyes.

My aunt was teaching my 4 year old daughter about how we have a new president. so she helped my daughter memorize that our newest presidents name was Barack Obama. She was very excited to tell her Grandma and me what she had learned. Later that night my daughter found a rock and picked it up and showed her Grandma and said "look, at this pretty rockI think I will name him a rock Obama. Needless to say I almost wet my pants.

I had stopped at the local Dairy Queen to talk to a former co-worker of mine....I pulled up to the drive thru window to say a quick hello, how are you doing when my daugher, who was in the back seat asked for some ice cream or a soda. I pause and said "sorry sweetie, mom can't buy you anything today. Mama's broke." There was a moment of silence. Keiara then said " you're not broke, mama. You're together!" I smiled and chuckled a little. Even though I thought the day seemed dim, my daughter was there to brighten my day. I love you Keiara!

Dear Tooth Fairy,
I lost my tooth at gymnastics. Please accept this picture I drew of my tooth.

My 9yr old niece and I were sharing stories about boys we went to school with that ate worms. I mentioned that the worms were not hurt because they don't have brains. Then later we were talking about how brilliant the mind was etc, and my niece said some people act like they don't have brains. Then I realized my 5 yr old had not been joining in the conversation so I said to him,"you have a brain too, right Chandler! He happily replies, "Im a worm."

My uncle was telling me about some senseless acts he had read about on the internet, and concluded with," there are a lot of stupid people out there." My 4yr old boy asks,"Well, what are their names?"

CG: Daddy, I voted for John McCain at my school
Dad: You did?
CG: Yes
Dad: And why did you vote for McCain?
CG: He has nice shirts.

DG: Look Daddy, the moon!
Dad: Yes, I see.
DG: Jump up and get it!
Dad: I can't jump that high.
DG: You need the ladder.

Our Family was on the way to a car show, and our 8 year old son said that he was hungry. We looked around the shopping center on the road to see if there was a suitable place to stop and eat and my husband saw a Japanese restaurant named Sake (pronounced- sockee) He asked if my son would like to go have sake for lunch to which our son responded, " I don't want socks, I want food!"

DG sneezes and asks Mom "Can you wash my nose down?"

[CG comes inside the house with a bucket full of sticks]
CG: Look Daddy, I picked up all these sticks. What should I do with them?
Dad: Well, you can play with them outside or you can put them in the trash.
CG: I think I'll put them in the trash and keep the world clean.

When asked what the holes in his cheeks were, my friend's 6 year old replied "They're NOT holes!! They're DIMPLES!"

tara: what is that you told me again
sam: ok so the seasoning name was taragon said tara i am so gone.
tara: i dont get it
sam: oh never mind, you're never right in the brain.